NESV: We Own Liverpool Now

John Henry's legal team have declared his NESV are the new owners Liverpool. The cigar-smoking Yank is convinced he will complete a £300million deal for the Anfield giants today - even though the club's fate could still be decided in a Texan courtroom. QC David Chivers, acting for Henry's company, New England Sports Ventures, declared: "New England are now the owners. "The old owners, from beyond the grave, are trying to exercise with their dead hands a grip on this company." Despised duo Tom Hicks and George Gillett spent yesterday in front of Texan judge Jim Jordan desperately trying to cling on to the club.